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marrying above what you deserve.
The dude way overmarried. She's a 9 or 10 in all important categories and he's a 4 to 5 at best. Lucky bastard.
by snappy2 May 09, 2008
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Thoroughly renouncing one's singleness and sense of fun and liveliness upon getting married, almost to the point of parody. Usually involves not making any plans for a weekend other than housework, yardwork, or schlepping kids to random events like soccer. See also: pussy whipped.
He is so overmarried, the most exciting part of his weekend is shopping at Costco on a Friday night instead of blowing it off and going to a titty bar.
by prolefeed September 18, 2010