Geordie love God...
Tends to hand out large amounts of money without question to deserving causes mainly computer shops etc

Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.

peas pudding eating northerner. talks in forked tongue and spreads sperm

bumstuffing arse bandit aka the tightarse of toontown