Urban Dictionary: otterism

John: Hey Mandy why have you been so long in the shitter?
Mandy: Fuck off John, I'm laying an otter right now.

by MrMidnightBacon July 30, 2011

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A much better story than Harry Potter and Hurry Pother. It is about a lovely magical otter that goes to a school called Pigwarts. If you call your friend Hairy Otter, they’ll be your friend forever! (hopefully)

Hairy Otter is the best!!!

by *blink blink* April 04, 2021

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hot otter box

when you bust a nut/jizz/splooge/skeet skeet skeet, on your girls phone case.

The other night my girlfriend was bitchin about her phone sticking to her face, I had to tell i was sorry for hot otter boxing her.

by dikfingrz October 24, 2020

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hotter than an otters pocket

olivia

jade: wow olivia is hotter than an otters pocket

by fuckuberta August 02, 2021

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Dirty Otter

A man you masterbates while laying on his back and ejaculates all over his own stomach/chest.

I walked in on Barry cumming on himself! What a dirty otter!

by September 10, 2020

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laid an otter in the kettle

The act of defecating in the kitchen kettle of a person who is hosting a house party, unbeknown to said host.

"Urgh, my head. What happened last night at that party?"
"You laid an otter in the kettle"

by oxo gobbler December 23, 2017

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Galaxy-Otter

Handplates Remodeled creator on tumblr. Oc inserted into Handplates and SwapPlates to properly Swap characters.

Didn’t Galaxy-Otter create that Reversed Insanity ship?

by Space_Otter September 04, 2021

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