A big fuking moron who talks like he has a hamster in his throat. He is very annoying and can be puchable at times. Overall he is not so bad but you hate him at first.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

BIG DICKED HANDSOME DEVIL WHO IS JUST SO BEAUTIFUL AND EVERY GIRL LOVES HIM AND HE HAS A HUGE DICK AND HE IS CUTE, HE IS ADORABLE I WANNA FUCK HIM