a rare condition called OSUFOP, where the OSUFOP cells raid a persons mind and body leading them to believe that they are fat and their best friend is skinny. When in actual fact they are the ones that are skinny and the best friend is the fat one. 1 in 7 billion people have this disease and it is only curable when the person admits in their heart that they are the skinny ones. Eventually the OSUFOP cells become highly attracted to the sun, and the person who contains the cells will evaporate into thin air. Proving that they are the skinny ones. CALL YOUR DOCTOR or go to SPECSAVERS if u are experiencing something like this.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.