An animal with a big neck it's crazy as fuck and digs it's head into the ground whenever it gets scared. Lol...
"Oh my god. We have to kill this ostrich!"
by lolwhatamidoinghere December 21, 2019
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An ostrich is a gay, communist, neoliberal, white girl who is basic as fuck and often makes suicide jokes
Allison: Oh my god I'm going to kill myself
Me: You fucking ostrich.
by Tolerant Bigot January 02, 2019
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A person who turns a blind eye to certain circumstances. Instead of dealing with a situation, they put their head in the sand and ignore it.
Your spouse is cheating on you, stop being an ostrich and break up with them.
by Skuttle July 02, 2018
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big dumb stupid bird that evolved to be unable to fly
"look at that stupid f*cking ostrich"
"bet he cant even fly, ya big idiot"
by Snaps_3 March 22, 2021
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To thoroughly siphon a mans penis using nothing but neck.
Girl, as soon as his pants hit the floor i gave that nigga ostrich!
by RawArmy1396 February 11, 2017
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A man who has a small head, huge upper body, and the smallest fucking legs you'll ever see in your life.
Bro did you see that ostrich? I bet I can use his legs as toothpicks!
by thisisnotSina June 28, 2015
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