Gangly creature of fight native to western pennsyvania. This organism is proned to acts rendering others "in the dark" and can often be seen on the floor requesting upward assistance.

When a person shits and pisses in a plastic bag and proceeds to smash it open across somebody else's face resembling an ostrich that had its head in the ground.

Time to feed the ostrich is code word for going to go smoke methamphetamines,.

Used at the end of a story with no point, much like And Then I Found Five Dollars. It is effective in that it confuses the listener.

Alternate name for D Unit. "Bad Ass Ostrich" was his first hit single on the album, "Bitches Only Want Your Portfolio".

The best superhero tandum since batman and robin

Hot and ostrich like. An offensive and insulting thing to do.