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A bone disease which makes bones brittle. Mostly said because iDubbbz said it once and it sounded amusing, hence it became a meme.
"I have osteoporosis!"
by Shark Lover October 09, 2017
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Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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A infamous meme. It is actually a disease where bones lose mass and become weak and brittle.
AGGH!! Im falling apart! I must have osteoporosis!
by Fearborne November 24, 2018
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Causing you jump into wheelchairs and say “I have osteoporosis
Guy 1: hey do the meme
Guy 2 what meme
Guy 1 the meme
Guy 2 ohhh

*jumps into wheelchair*
Guy 2 I have osteoporosis
by Thicc memes February 09, 2020
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A serious disease in which bones become weak and brittle.
The body constantly absorbs and replaces bone tissue. With osteoporosis, new bone creation doesn't keep up with old bone removal.
Symptoms include bone fracture or loss of height.
You can prevent or treat it by keeping a good diet and healthily exercising, and taking vitamins or supplements will work as well.

What, you thought I was gonna make a meme?!
Person: *Falls in wheel chair* I have Osteoporosis!
Deadpool: *Presses Pause* This isnt funny. Stop looking. Click away! Don't look at it! LISTEN TO ME! This is not cool! Don't like it! WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
by Just Somebody Else October 07, 2020
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It is a disease that occurs in the bones. It breaks down the bone sells.
No one literally no one: ....
Idubbzz: I have osteoporosis.
by Osteoporosis Idubzz February 12, 2020
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