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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him/her to clap until his/her parents come home.
Why don't orphans' play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
How do you stop a bus?
Throw an orphan in front of it. (no one will care)
You tell him/her to clap until his/her parents come home.
Why don't orphans' play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
How do you stop a bus?
Throw an orphan in front of it. (no one will care)
Boy: Did you hear those orphan jokes?
Girl:Yeah, they were terrible I almost cried!
Boy:Thats the difference between us. I'm breaking up with you.
Girl:Yeah, they were terrible I almost cried!
Boy:Thats the difference between us. I'm breaking up with you.
by iDonteatorphans May 15, 2011
Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021