A 'polite' term for the male or female anus. See puckered rosebud
I say! You! You Hugh! Hugh Grant, you're a bit of a, that is if you don't mind my observing, if it's not too much trouble etc you're something of a fundamental orifice you old stick you!
by Mark November 24, 2003
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A party game for a large group. Contestants are blindfolded and then stick their index finger through a hole in a wooden board. On the other side of the board is anything (preferably living) with an orifice. This can be human, animal, or anything with a distinct orifice. The winner must correctly identify the orifice source.
For even more excitement and great stakes, the winner gets to name one person who guessed incorrectly to clean the winners finger by using their mouth.
Trust your senses and let's play Guess the Orifice! Chief why don't you get us started!!
by Rico Suavemoose November 20, 2011
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If you need to look it up, you are either infected, or you are a script kiddie, in which you should die.
by SeJota July 02, 2004
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1. The mouth, particularly that of one performing fellatio or oral intercourse. Coined circa 1998 due to President Bill Clinton's White House antics with Monica Lewinsky.

2. A joke name given to the office of POTUS (President of the United States) in the White House, during and after the Lewinsky scandal rocked the Clinton Administration.
She's a world champion fellatrix. A gold medal oval orifice.

Clinton's turned the White House into the Oval Orifice.
by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006
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The female reproductive organ. See also quip or twat or stinkbox.
The bearded orifice appeared in my face. I threw a few bills on the stage and went off to unwind.
by Elroy Fitz February 01, 2004
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A good yet highly illegal way to get a monkey off your back.
These moderators be pissin me off at dis website so i loaded 'em with back orifice and sub7
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
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