by bobby de niro August 29, 2004
Ted wanted to watch football on sunday evening but went with Michelle to her parent's for dinner instead because the temptation of her orifice of power overcame him.
by yhmsdp00 August 16, 2009
by Shiv October 08, 2003
Formal name for the hole that men insert their erect penises into in order to reproduce and/or most often for pleasure. In other words, it's the hole that men like to fuck and make babies in.
by JobesJeebs May 26, 2008
Occurs when one ejaculates through every orifice of the body: Ears, nose, mouth, etc. It is described as a very powerful feeling, many times more powerful than one's average daily splooge. A test conducted last year revealed that the orifice ejaculation has a hormone release 69 times greater than that of masturbation, cocaine, and shrooms combined.
Note: the ability to orifice ejaculate is extremely rare, so rare that certain people exalt them as rulers or even deities. This is known as orificism.
Note: the ability to orifice ejaculate is extremely rare, so rare that certain people exalt them as rulers or even deities. This is known as orificism.
by sniquemazter November 22, 2016
After 15 years of working for a terrible employer, Ted opted to pry his head out of the orifice and find a better job.
by Chili2 September 07, 2017
Damn look at what Sally's wearing today.
Yeah she's the office orifice. Everyone puts their dick in her.
Yeah she's the office orifice. Everyone puts their dick in her.
by Elbob10s August 31, 2010