the act of self-gratification using chop-sticks.

see also estefaning
and Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines
1) Lucy Liu is best known for her Oriental Estefaning skills.

2) Lucy Liu only scored the Charlies Angels roles because she was oriental estefaning in front of the director. While he was eating lunch.
by Chad Valiant February 01, 2004
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A day or week(s) long session that makes one seriously wish s/he had chosen another school.
Thanks to freshman orientation, I know that if I do poorly I'll get kicked out.
by trentlane August 27, 2010
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1) (noun/adj) Something that starts the sesaon or year well, but then goes really, really shit at the end.
2) A football team (soccer for you americans) that is in the 3rd devision (it will always be the 3rd devision to me, not the coca cola barclaycard champion premier division 2 or whatever it has urned into) of the english football league. It tends to start the season well, but ends up going really shit at the end, which is why is has never been promoted or relegated. see www.leytonorient.com/
Wow, leyton orient really started the season well, but then went shit.
by 73h d00d July 31, 2005
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A person who feels neither sexual nor romantic attraction to anybody - and is therefore aromantic asexual, or 'aroace' - but experiences an attraction which is strong enough to be recognized as an orientation.
There could be, for example, straight, bi, or gay aroaces.
A: "I... think I like you."
B: "Huh? I thought you were aromantic asexual?"
A:"Sure! But that doesn't mean I'm not attracted to people in any way... I'm an oriented aroace, and I think I have a squish (aromantic asexual crush) on you."
by Fried Jam May 15, 2019
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This is the act of giving/receiving a blumpkin, from a girl or a boy, while the giver is blowing the receiver the giver must vomit all over the receivers cock and lap, induced by choking on the receivers cock. Typically after an Oriental Blumpkin commences the fellating party puts their hand in front of their mouth and makes a racially stereo-typical Asian laugh.
Yo Johnny caught an Oriental Blumpkin from that swamp donkey last night... she puked all over him.
by Roberto TM October 30, 2007
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that women from moominland is a bit chicken oriental isn't she? oh and snufkin! what was his attitude all about?
by headspin24 August 14, 2007
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