It’s where you fill a bunch of edible condoms with random colored whip cream. Than put them in buckets. Everyone wears revealing edible swimwear. Fun tease each other a bit. Than wildly throw the colored whip cream filled edible condoms at each other. Than let off edible confetti/sprinkles/ bombs. Afterwards shooting strawberry syrup, banana purée, and chocolate sauce filled water guns at each other. Lastly throwing sundae toppings, and balls of ice cream at each other. Than finally eating it off of each other wildly. Including edible swimwear. Concluding to wild orgy.

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.