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A sesion of masturbation equivalent to the amount of sex one would experience at an orgy.
Dude, my junk is still sore from the orgy for one I had last night.
by Broseus May 12, 2018
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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When you Invite a lot of Girls to an orgy but they give you lots of excuses for why the cant come so you end up masturbating instead but its not just masturbation its an orgy for one
Person 1: Hey dude I just had an orgy
Person 2: How many girls where there?
Person 1: It was just me It was an orgy for one
by MrMrMRCock April 06, 2018
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