May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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When you Invite a lot of Girls to an orgy but they give you lots of excuses for why the cant come so you end up masturbating instead but its not just masturbation its an orgy for one
Person 1: Hey dude I just had an orgy
Person 2: How many girls where there?
Person 1: It was just me It was an orgy for one
Person 2: How many girls where there?
Person 1: It was just me It was an orgy for one
by MrMrMRCock April 06, 2018