When a male takes an oreo, twists off the two ends and proceeds to lick all the cream off. Once the cream has disapated the man ejaculates upon one side and then puts the other side back on top of it, making it seem like the original, untainted oreo cookie. Finally, the man takes this seemingly harmless Oreo and shoves it deep into a bitches va J J, causing discreet insemination and utter confusion in the female upon realizing her pregnant state.
Tommy knew his biotch had been boning other guys, so he slipped her an oreo bomb while she was sleeping, to teach her a lesson.
by A-twon, Tito September 12, 2008
When a male ejaculates onto a female's face, then promptly throws dirt onto said face in order to create a crust on the ejaculate. Act usually performed outside, preferably highly intoxicated.
Guy: I'm about to make a love explosion on your face
Girl: Make it dirty. Can I have an oreo sundae?
Guy: Fuck yeah bitch. *Throws dirt*
Girl: Make it dirty. Can I have an oreo sundae?
Guy: Fuck yeah bitch. *Throws dirt*
by Ryan Mike Nelson August 19, 2007
by Schmoozecee May 07, 2021
by Dubbs Weisshaar October 17, 2005
A tasteful snack, with a raw spam patty sandwiched between two Little Debbie oatmeal creme pies. Often dipped in beer.
by Seattle Stupor October 24, 2020
The act of waking up and realizing that one has shit the sheets and creamed their pants while sleeping.
by Obeflow May 10, 2016