A person who usually spends most of their time in the gym doing bicep curls. This person skips a pre workout shake and snorts the fine powder like cocaine. An orediggerish has broken several bones in the past from trying to impress the ladies and usually drives a lifted hummer with light bars that are never used. Sometimes referee to as a pavement prince he can be seen with multiple females in the passenger seats. This man makes Chuck Norris and Gardner Minshew check under their beds at night.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.