a big drunkard who enjoys monitor-warmed vodkar, ninjaring, hiking, working out, and who sometimes spends his nights posting half-naked pictures of himself and philosophizing about the meaning of life

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

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