Saggy, drooping breasts that hang in such a way that they resemble the breasts of simian species

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.

(Adj.) result of significant weight loss in men, this condition is the result of deflated man-boobs, floppy and flat, can be rolled and stowed like venetian blinds

a bitch with some really saggy tits

tits that are flappy just like a pair of monkeys boobs

Extreme sagging of the breasts. Such breasts can be thrown around the shoulders and round through the legs. Such things found only in rare species of bitches!

A disease that predominantly effects women. Characteristics of the ailment are generally defined by a cross-eyed or wall-eyed alignment of the nipples. IE the nipple on the left breast looks down and to the left while the nipple on the right looks up and to the right. Most common causes of the disease are over lactation and Mexican performed breast augmentations. The disease can also be found in heavier set me who suffer from either “Bitch Tits” or “Manboobs”