An act of oral pleasure given to a male (blowjob) wherein the person providing said pleasure is able to take the entire shaft (cock) into their mouth and/or throat while simultaneously licking the scrotum (balls). If the recipient ejaculates during the course of an Oral Roberts, the provider of said pleasure is rewarded with a high-five, and probably $100 or something.
I'm not normally into fatties, but Jodie pulled an Oral Roberts on me while we were in the Applebee's parking lot. I owe her $100 now.
by shogun_pluuto February 12, 2015
by Hoodlum Productions March 11, 2008
Oral Roberts wanted to give me head, but, I said "NO!"
But, then he told me that GOD said I had to let him give me head, so I said, "Okay, FINE! God damn it! Get it over with."
It felt SSSOOO good!!!
But, then he told me that GOD said I had to let him give me head, so I said, "Okay, FINE! God damn it! Get it over with."
It felt SSSOOO good!!!
by Jimmy Swaggart July 23, 2006
An alcoholic beverage consisting of equal parts 7-up and Johnny Walker Red Label. Eponymous with the famed an American Neo-Pentecostal Televangelist, we proudly dedicate and consecrate this and all beverages to the Lord jesus Christ, Amen}
-Yo that Oral Roberts really washed the taste of bus station hookers out of your mouth.
-Word, Reverend
-Word, Reverend
by Diabolical Kenneth August 9, 2007
by sarah March 27, 2005
When you are getting a blowjob from a girl, and right before you cum you pull out and cover her face, then finish by throwing an open bible in her face and telling her to REPENT!
My girlfriend was bugging me to wake up early sunday and go to church, but I convinced her to just take "The Oral Roberts" instead.
by the Dildozer July 31, 2013
Oral Roberts, B.A., M.Div, LL.D., founder of Oral Roberts University, is recognized as one of the outstanding personalities of his generation.
by whoCares October 28, 2003