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Fellatio or cunnilingus performed reluctantly or under duress.

Usually the recipient states an outlandish or frightening claim designed to garner sympathy or engender fear to convinced another to provide oral stimulation. Examples include claiming to have terminal cancer, or threatening divorce, or claiming that the world will end, or that ones genitals will explode if the act is not completed immediately

Such as: I just found out I have a stage 5 glioma and I'm still a virgin. I just really wanted feel what it was like to get a bj/ have someone go down on me before I die.
"Please give me oral permission as an acknowledgment of your willingness otherwise we will glide to destruct."

Philip K. Dick

Lies, Inc.
by errataagain October 08, 2009
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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