when a man stretches his penis to his asshole and inserts it past his sphincter either for warmth or out of complete bordom because he has no life.
1. Luke just got off work and he was sitting in front of the TV and there was nothing on so he did a good old Opwanus to entertain himself. but then he got a boner and now he feels violated and gay.
2. Luke just got off work and he was sitting in front of the TV and there was nothing on and his dick was freezing so he did the good old Opwanus and warmed up his dick. but then he got a boner and he felt violated and gay
2. Luke just got off work and he was sitting in front of the TV and there was nothing on and his dick was freezing so he did the good old Opwanus and warmed up his dick. but then he got a boner and he felt violated and gay
by power thrust Mctavish April 06, 2010
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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