Clueless: "I know I will do great on today's spelling test."
Realist: "How can you be so sure?"
Clueless: "I am an optomist"
Realist: "You mean optimist, right?"
Realist: "How can you be so sure?"
Clueless: "I am an optomist"
Realist: "You mean optimist, right?"
by buzzz May 12, 2010
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
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by bill November 07, 2003
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A successful optomist would have a large, enthusiastic following and many “likes” on all his posts (even if he can’t spell).
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