by Redfoxx33 June 21, 2015
This is characteristically known as the act of masturbating, in full sprint, in a public park or recreation area. To fully complete this act an innocent bystander must be showered with jizz as you climax in their general direction. Customarily, this constitutes a $20 fine.
"Dontrell, did you really just optimize that baby five minutes ago?" asked Tyrone. "Hell yeah," replied Dontrell, "and I'd do it again."
by Joey Orgler 2 November 28, 2007
Young Man/Woman: Sorry I'm late, traffic jam.
Government Employed Teacher: That's 1 tardy.
Young Man/Woman: I'm not lying! Ask him, he's the most honest person I know.
Government Employed Teacher: Sit down.
Optimism
Government Employed Teacher: That's 1 tardy.
Young Man/Woman: I'm not lying! Ask him, he's the most honest person I know.
Government Employed Teacher: Sit down.
Optimism
by UrbanDictionaryUsername July 31, 2012
Current of "Optimization" - to take something complicated apart, planning to make it better, usually making it worse.
I wouldn't optimize a computer unless I know what I am doing or if I don't want to use the computer again.
by SHAREtheEXPIRIENCE May 21, 2011
the stupidist thing to ever occur in the human mind. False hopes, reaching for impossible dreams, and making inadequate preparations for a negative situation because the victim had a feeling "it wouldnt be too bad"
by CorrodedBeing December 02, 2004
You're so full of optimism! Your dismissal of the very real threats our planet faces at the moment is dangerous for society.
by CarlieKiss September 18, 2017
An exceptionally bad player in a FPS computer game. Usually used to criticize the lack of teamplay of said person.
"You blinded all your teammates, you optimal!"
by Orion November 06, 2004

