I never manage to mantain a stable weight. I always seem to oprah all time.

If you have just watch Oprah, You have sold your soul.

I hate Oprah so god damn much

Wife: Honey do you love me?
Husband: Yes.
Wife: Just me,...and no other....men? I was watching Oprah today. It was about men who leave their wives for other men.
Husband: Why do I have to get Oprahed when I walk in the door?

Person 1: why are you doing that?

Person 2: because Oprah told me too, oprah knows ALL!!!!!

"I think I'll just sit here and oprah my life away, I feel I deserve it."
"You should fire that oprah, he certainly doesn't serve to forward the business any, he just sits and whines about how he's gotten such a raw deal and deserves compensation for this so-called oppression."

do you wanna watch Oprah with me?

i'd rather have an orgy with lion, tiger, and bear and yell oh my! on camera