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To be on an emotional roller coaster, similar to Oprah's dieting history, because you can not cope with The Oprah show going off the air.
Suburban Sally: 'What the Hell is your problem John? You left the jelly on the damn kitchen counter! Put it away!'
John: 'Wow...really? It's never bothered you before? Why now?....OH! Now i get it! Let me guess...Oprah Show Withdrawal?'
Suburban Sally: 'Yeah honey. I'm sorry for lashing out at you. I feel like i just got paroled after 25 years, trying to now integrate myself back into society between 4-5pm daily.'
John: 'I'll will help you cope honey. We will get through this together'.
John: 'Wow...really? It's never bothered you before? Why now?....OH! Now i get it! Let me guess...Oprah Show Withdrawal?'
Suburban Sally: 'Yeah honey. I'm sorry for lashing out at you. I feel like i just got paroled after 25 years, trying to now integrate myself back into society between 4-5pm daily.'
John: 'I'll will help you cope honey. We will get through this together'.
by C-dogg1972 May 14, 2011
May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020