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a woman who insists on talking about all her friends problems useing half understood talkshow phycology as a knowledge base .Usually loudly in public.
in everyone elses business
P1 "and my sister was molested by the same guy i was molested by at age 12 , we did an internet serch on him , oh yay, that was after my parents divorce,and my first beer"
P2 wow,what do you want me to tell you . go cry on Ophras shoulder
by Lou Cypher July 18, 2006
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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