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The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes. See 'break the seal.'
I can't hold it anymore, I have to go open the floodgates.
by Jack Lanton July 31, 2006
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Verb-To bring forth an epic revolution of social justice and freedom of culture.
MAN: God, society is in hell, the impious rule the streets and devils rule the heavens1

GOD: Stand back, for I shall open the floodgates
by Waters-Serenade December 05, 2010
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When two men who desperately need to urinate press the heads of their penis's together so that the tips touch each other and let the golden stream flow into the other's shaft-hole.

A variation of this is when neither party involved has been circumcised, and both foreskins are stretched out to be pressed together. This may be referred to as "Bursting The Flood Gates"
Chris: "Hey man, you bustin'?"
Heath: "Totally!"
Chris: "Wanna go Open the Flood Gates?"

Bruce: "Hey Abraham, wanna go Burst the Flood Gates with me?"
Abraham (shakes head): "Sorry Bruce, I'm Jewsish."
by Nerezza January 21, 2009
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