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Small penis of migets, gingers or people who decide to over lift and get "ripped"
Beth: how was your date last night

Danielle: great! Til I saw his oompa loompa dick.
by MastaCDawg March 18, 2016
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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When you masturbate after eating cheetos or doritos but forget to wash your hands first
Brad: Man i accidentally gave myself an oompa loompa dick after having a snack yesterday.
by Farfegneugen October 15, 2019
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