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An exclimation of surprise used by neds (and people who make fun of them eg. me)
Ooftae sir it's a turd on a string
by Bob McGinty April 25, 2004
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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