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It's what a Spanish speaking fuckboy would text you at 3:00 am when they wanna bang. Short form of "Dónde estás?" so it would be equivalent to wya
f-boi: ontas?? te mando uber?
girl: ughh *block*
by salchipulp April 18, 2019
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It is a Mexican flirt word, derived from "¿Dónde estás?"

In other words a booty call .
It is usually accompanied with a "Te pago el Uber" which means "I pay you the uber"
Fuckboy: ontas?
Girl or Boy: Aquí toy
Fuckboy: Te pago el Uber
Girl or Boy: 7u7
by 8soria8 April 18, 2019
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Mexican bootycall. Usually used by fuckboys late at night, it's literal translation means "where are you?".
*3 AM*
message from fuckboy:
ontas? Te pago el Uber.

"Where are you, I pay your Uber".
by moiwho April 18, 2019
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Mexican booty call used by fuckboys. It’s a slang for “donde estas?”, where are you/ where you at. Usually fuckboys/girls use it at 3 am and drunk and sometimes they add “the pago el Uber”, i pay your ride.
“I got a text from John at 2am
“What was it”
“ ‘ontas’ “
by Champagnebabyyy April 18, 2019
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Slang mexican expression which means "¿En dónde estás?". Commonly used as a booty call.
Random fan DM'ing a famous person:

Him: ontas?
Famous person: what does "ontas" mean and why are hundreds of people DM'ing me this???
Him: te pago el uber
by krl2 April 19, 2019
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