a burning desire to be with that one certain person at all times. when you see them you just smile uncontrollably or just hurt like there is no tomorrow because you know that you cant see them or because you most definetly have no chance of being with that person. you can sit in your room for hours or days thinking about them. imagining what life would be like if they were yours or to be able to call them yours. and you hate yourself for loving them so much. you just love that someone so much to the point it hurts. you would do anything to have them hold you. you fall asleep with the last thing on your mind is that guy or girl and there also the first thing you think about when you wake up. and everyday feels like you repeat it because the whole day you just sit there day dreaming about what your life would be like with them. you just think about what you two would do together because yall would own the day and do what ever you two pleased. or you could just lay there cuddling and taking in every detail so you would forget or leave anything out. but then you would finally snap back to reality and realize that its a crush that would never turn into anything else.
by Zoe Alyse August 09, 2019
Someone who is so absorbed into online life and discourse that they become unfamiliar with things off the internet. They may also form opinions/arguments that have no meaning or actual importance/depth outside of the internet and online spaces.
"Yo April has been mostly online since they were 14."
"Man I can tell, she was arguing about the oppression olympics the other day."
"Yeah. That sounds like they've been chronically online."
"Man I can tell, she was arguing about the oppression olympics the other day."
"Yeah. That sounds like they've been chronically online."
by jii707 June 19, 2021
People who take advantage of the "reality break" that the world wide web provides by saying obnoxious things they wouldn't normally say.
by Noneya222 February 17, 2008
1: The main reason why prices of GPU and other things are rising fucking high (Especially in Poland, Europe).
2: A bullshit type of school where you have to stare at screen for 7 hours and break your eyes with it. The teachers can also give you homework without information (Example: you end online school, you go sleep and eat dinner before, they proceed to send you homework when you are sleeping WITHOUT ANY FUCKING INFORMATION).
2: A bullshit type of school where you have to stare at screen for 7 hours and break your eyes with it. The teachers can also give you homework without information (Example: you end online school, you go sleep and eat dinner before, they proceed to send you homework when you are sleeping WITHOUT ANY FUCKING INFORMATION).
1.
(November 20)
Some polish guy: Nice, the new geforce RTX 2060 is only 1400 PLN. It will be my new birthday gift for 2021.
=== 2 MONTHS LATER ===
This guy again: WTF, FUCK THIS STUPID NEW PRICE, MAKING IT COST 2900 NOW, FUCK THAT, THIS IS GOING RIDICULOUS.
=== My predictions (hope the prices will go down): July 2021 ===
Guy again: MAN, I THOUGHT FEBRUARY WAS BAD, FUCK THIS LAPTOP PRICES, COMMON LAPTOPS COST 8000 PLN SHIT MAN, AT LEAST FEBRUARY I COULD GET A GOOD ONE FOR 3000 PLN, NOW IM JUST FUCK A MONEY IN THE ASS THEN SOMEHOW CAN BUT SOME INTEL CELERON SHIT FOR LIKE 10000.
=== Still predicting: New year 2022 ===
Guy: *searches in google why the prices went up, especially for computers*
Google: *shows "cuz of online school, now gifts can go fuck off to shops back"
Guy: Of course online school. Of course.
2.
Me: Finally, the school is over for today! Time to sleep!
*Sleeps*
Teacher: *sends 100 pages of homework, expires in next day*
=== 6 hours later ===
Me: *goes to laptop to check if something happened* Fuck.
=== 1 hour later ===
Teacher: Hello, today we are going to learn algebra!
*selects random person for homework check* Tell me what is the answer of 36(34+56)-32?
Me: ...
Teacher: No? K then, more homework as a punishment.
Me: *turns mic off* Fuck online school.
(November 20)
Some polish guy: Nice, the new geforce RTX 2060 is only 1400 PLN. It will be my new birthday gift for 2021.
=== 2 MONTHS LATER ===
This guy again: WTF, FUCK THIS STUPID NEW PRICE, MAKING IT COST 2900 NOW, FUCK THAT, THIS IS GOING RIDICULOUS.
=== My predictions (hope the prices will go down): July 2021 ===
Guy again: MAN, I THOUGHT FEBRUARY WAS BAD, FUCK THIS LAPTOP PRICES, COMMON LAPTOPS COST 8000 PLN SHIT MAN, AT LEAST FEBRUARY I COULD GET A GOOD ONE FOR 3000 PLN, NOW IM JUST FUCK A MONEY IN THE ASS THEN SOMEHOW CAN BUT SOME INTEL CELERON SHIT FOR LIKE 10000.
=== Still predicting: New year 2022 ===
Guy: *searches in google why the prices went up, especially for computers*
Google: *shows "cuz of online school, now gifts can go fuck off to shops back"
Guy: Of course online school. Of course.
2.
Me: Finally, the school is over for today! Time to sleep!
*Sleeps*
Teacher: *sends 100 pages of homework, expires in next day*
=== 6 hours later ===
Me: *goes to laptop to check if something happened* Fuck.
=== 1 hour later ===
Teacher: Hello, today we are going to learn algebra!
*selects random person for homework check* Tell me what is the answer of 36(34+56)-32?
Me: ...
Teacher: No? K then, more homework as a punishment.
Me: *turns mic off* Fuck online school.
by EarRape Fan February 21, 2021
by Superguy57 April 26, 2020
Internet Spaceships. Which is Serious Business.
When ever i tell my Boyfriend to stop playing Eve online he stands up and yells at me saying "You don't understand eve. It's serious buisness."
by Lorzion July 08, 2009