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The nauseating and cellulite ridden folds of skin and fat quivering over the edges of a woman's inhumanly tight pants. Seperate, but often confused with love handles.
Some of the girls aren't fat, but often have onkers because they are wearing really tight pants.
by Richard Decker March 31, 2006
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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A nonsense word completely built on the fact that it is fun to say.
"Onkers, dude."
by Flomnp March 30, 2021
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