ong = on god.
1) can be used to agree to something
— similar to phrases like “i swear to god”, “i put that on god”
“only thing i like about family reunions is seeing my fave cousin
“LMFAOOOOOO ong 😭💯”
by maizuik August 23, 2018
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A term used to taunt and impersonate illiterates, known as n00bs to some, and annoy other people who get pissed off at everything. See Omgz :).
ong i lovee you!!1111oneshift LOLZOZOLOLOLOLLOLOL LETS HAVE KIDS LMAOROFL!!11111ONE111111111!
by Stupid Bloody Tuesday February 18, 2005
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A misspelling of the chatspeak 'omg'. Used when mocking 'n00bs'.
Lyke ong!11111one I pwn j00 w1th my 1337n355!11oneong!111111oneoneone
by 1337n355 H473r July 22, 2004
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The misspelling of the quite popular term "omg" used by people who type in "leet" or l337
ong th4t i5 50 pwnage
by Stoopid Face May 14, 2004
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an acronym for "Oh No Girlfriend!"

mostly used by me or retarded people who can't pronounce omg
ONG!... you did not just steal my super ultra cool power ranger/teenage mutant ninja turtle eraser!!!
by ernesto reynaldo March 08, 2008
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It means "oh no gay". It is a non-homophobic term and means "i have a crush on a person of the same gender and im too shy to tell u,uwu"
Person 1."You like maria"?
Person 2. "oh um..i ong..."
Person 1."ohhhh ok" "well who?"
by mfwontanswer December 10, 2020
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