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ong = on god.
1) can be used to agree to something
— similar to phrases like “i swear to god”, “i put that on god”
“only thing i like about family reunions is seeing my fave cousin
“LMFAOOOOOO ong 😭💯”
by maizuik August 23, 2018
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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Another way of swearing to god
"On god"
Me: I hit him in the face
Guy: No you didn't bruh
Me: I did, on g
by vNeji February 13, 2016
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You’re probably here because you saw someone say this and we’re to embarrassed to ask lolz you dum bro but dw I got you 😼👍 ong could just be a misspelling of “oMG” but usually it’ll mean “on God
Yurrrrr cuh 🥶‼️💯💯 On my way to beat up da homie Eren again 💵🦍 y’all WISH you had our relationship and das OnGGG my g 😼❤️💵💵

Oh stFU 5’2 midget lookin azz

and you WONDER why I beat you up >:,((
by Jeankirschteinsrightboocheek October 07, 2020
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Exclamatory phrase meaning "Oh no, gorillas". Best if used around gorillas.
Ahh there's something coming toward us.

ONG
by jayp12323 September 04, 2009
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A way to drop into a conversation when you don’t know what someone is talking about, which it is easier to understand the word ONG when you follow dank memes, NOT normie memes
Person 1: “Oh man I took so many Gs in that plane!”
Person 2: “oh wow, I have no idea how that feels like.”
Random person who just walks by either a stranger or someone they know, which, in this case, happens to be you: “Ha ha, ONG”
Person 1: “what?”
There, see? Now you have their attention. Now you can follow up on whatever they were talking about. You’re welcome.
by Therealdankmemer017 November 05, 2018
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A misspelling of the chatspeak 'omg'. Used when mocking 'n00bs'.
Lyke ong!11111one I pwn j00 w1th my 1337n355!11oneong!111111oneoneone
by 1337n355 H473r July 22, 2004
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