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(Noun) A person who only wears one sock on their right foot, but not on the left. Or vise-versa.
"So yeah, I wasn't wearing any socks."
"Really? Well I tend to be a onesock."
by onesock May 10, 2007
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as β€œplanetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine β€œreflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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To receive oral sex from someone in a cinema
Hey man, last night I took this bitch out to see Wall-E and she totally gave me a onesock!
by Subtle Balls July 10, 2008
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(Verb)Infinitive: to walk around with one-sock all day because all of the other socks are dirty
Jerry was one-socking it at work and he smelled like chlorine.

When Jane played strip poker with her Calculus teacher, she used the one-sock method to stay ahead.

Chuck Norris not only invented method One-Sock, he also invented socks.
by Mohecan January 22, 2006
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