literally the sweetest and hottest person to ever exist. a god. loving oneofthefaggz isn’t just a hobby, it’s a lifestyle, a reason to breathe, an escape from this cruel world filled with thieves. it’s an art, the first gift you open on christmas, a hug from a loved one, everything you’ve ever wanted, everything you need.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

A problematic stan twitter legend whos bipolar with a terrible taste in men and music. Legend says if you miss with him on the wrong day you'll be a victim of faggzvoodo 😳