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A common term used in hockey in which a player passes it to another player, and the player receiving the pass shoots it in the net rather then stopping it. Used usually to lure a goalie to one end of the net, and then allowing a player with an open shot to score.
"Martin St. Louis feeds the puck to Vincent Lecavavelier for the game-winning one-timer!"
by Kody Schafer October 17, 2004
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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One night stand. Bastardization of the hockey term for a slap shot taken when a puck is being passed and is not stopped before it is shot. Other handy hockey term five hole
Jeff went five hole with a one timer. (Jeff scored dude.)
by Poodleusier March 22, 2004
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The porn you try first with high or low expectation, and you nut instantly. That porn becomes a one timer on your mind a nut worthy piece of work that will never disappoint.
OH boy, that was a one timer.
by redem January 24, 2020
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1. When the only time in your life you've ever had sex was when you where a kid.

2. In a Mans case, When the only time your dick ever got sucked was when you where a kid
Brie: Joey, let's have sex.
Joey: I'm kind of a one-timer so I don't really know how
Brie:Chuckle. I guess after tonight you'll be a Two-Timer.
Joey: Real funny.
Brie: More like real depressing.
by CrazyBoyUrban April 05, 2020
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