to rather forcefully expell wind from the anus usually with a good strain..
present tense- wow he can "rip one off" or he ripped one off"
by gilly walker January 23, 2007
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After drinking coffee in the evening, I can't fall asleep easily without popping one off.
by Bluthuf November 09, 2013
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To set fire to ones flatulent gassy fart. Can be done alone or as a party piece. If done with a crowd of mates a competitive element may arise to see who can burn off the longest flame.
"Quick, Lend me your lighter" said Andrew, "I've been on the baked beans, sprouts and Guinness again so stand well back while I burn one off".
by monty3945 February 07, 2013
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Slang; To pleasure ones penis until it shoots its creamy load.
Excuse me love, i am just off to whack one off...
by commissio September 28, 2015
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"Lastnight at my mother in laws house, the meatloaf was so good I had to go to the restroom and squeeze one off"
by ChuckU.Farley November 07, 2008
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"Dude, I just saw the finest girl. Def need to go thug one off."
by KaityB April 22, 2006
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