to engage in particularly quick and passionate sex. Often a quickie or a one night stand.

the action of female self entertainment esp when on their own. to flick the bean. to wank.

when one has to go do number 2's.

To take a sh*t and whilst it is midway through the batti, the 'crappee' sqeezes the ass muscle to cut it in half and leave the bathroom early.

finish yourself while jacking off

to masturbate; to pop off a quick orgasm to calm nerves;

To engage in a solitary bout of onanism, to punish percy in the palm. To ask for a date with Mrs Palm's five lovely daughters.