A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.
Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.
Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .
Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .
by Carlton G. Long January 12, 2020
by Chili2 February 27, 2016
Hey, I'm sorry but I can't chill with you guys at the tweaker pad anymore...I'm trying to stay off-one for good.
by Fairyduster86 January 18, 2017
by Sascha October 07, 2004
<Person A> Excuse me, where is the bathroom?
<Person B> What are you, lazy? Why don't you just look for it yourself, instead of asking some random person where it is? People like you are the reason America is known as the laziest country in the world!
<PA> Geez, what's your problem, you didn't have to bite my head off!
<Person B> What are you, lazy? Why don't you just look for it yourself, instead of asking some random person where it is? People like you are the reason America is known as the laziest country in the world!
<PA> Geez, what's your problem, you didn't have to bite my head off!
by gs68 September 24, 2004
Anna: How was tennis, Tim?
Tim: Rubbish. I lost to Aidan. I should try and keep a level head and not go off my rocker when I play...
Anna: Yes. One should never go off one's rocker. Now it's time to eat some squirrel pie.
Tim: :l
Tim: Rubbish. I lost to Aidan. I should try and keep a level head and not go off my rocker when I play...
Anna: Yes. One should never go off one's rocker. Now it's time to eat some squirrel pie.
Tim: :l
by TimkinsTheTimTam December 30, 2011
The White House staff is off one's trump; they cannot give a consistent explanation for the incriminating Russian collusion stories.
by smjgJsbjgsm August 08, 2018