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A man who ejaculates nearly immediately upon initiation of sexual intercoure; eg., after one or two thrusts.
'Damn girl, that man ain't never gonna last long enough to please you; he's a one pump chump!'
by K-Job April 04, 2006
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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When a man only puts it in before busting.
"We were doing foreplay and he turned into a one pump chump after putting it in."
by GoldenPimp69 November 25, 2017
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"Damn, he really was a one pump chump... I wanted to keep going"
"Busted after five seconds, what a one pump chump"
by Lil scummy May 27, 2018
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a friend who has his first ever relationship in his life, and his first time fucking he only lasts thirty seconds in her vagina
josh: so i heard you lasted 30 seconds sean: meah... she was tight josh:yea okay you dont thrust once and call it quits you one pump chump you go back and pounce on it
by josh510 July 12, 2009
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A person who drinks one drink and is drunk/ throws up. Lightweight
That dude is a one pump chump he threw up off one drink.
by Slapanja September 02, 2020
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