The second most horrible viral video, following one guy one screwdriver. It involves a (so far) anonymous man, who squats down over a jar, sliding it up into his ass, and squeezes it with his anus, causing it to shatter in his rectum. Rather than screaming in pain and calling 911, he just grunts, then begins to pick the shards out by hand as a sizable pool of surprisingly thick blood forms beneath him.. A mass of scar tissue suggests that this was intentional, and he "performs" on a regular basis.
by Professor the third March 14, 2010
A rule made to make it easier to field while holding a drink. The rule states that a fielder may catch the ball with one hand after it has bounced once. It is important to note that only the hand and no other part of the body can be used to assist in the catching of the ball.
"one hand one bounce" - fielder
"you used your chest and your hand" -batsman
"one hand one bounce" fielder
"it was a clean take and no interference therefore I'm out" - batsman.
"you used your chest and your hand" -batsman
"one hand one bounce" fielder
"it was a clean take and no interference therefore I'm out" - batsman.
by Cricket 123 February 23, 2012
The most horrible viral video. Video depicts a man sitting on a pickle jar until the jar fits securely in his anus, then it breaks and he begins to bleed profusely
by briguy0389 May 03, 2009
Like Two Girls One Cup but with half the girls and twice the coprophilia. Probably not consensual, most likely the most disgusting thing you will ever watch, and 100% Japanese (but you won't be turning Japanese with this video).
Absolutely disgusting.
Absolutely disgusting.
(in a college dorm)
"Hey Sherm, come check this out!"
"What is it?"
"One Girl One Plate."
(sounds of choking, gagging, and barfing cause the RA to enter)
"Guys, keep it down, it's late. What is this? Oh great, she's pooping. GET SOME!"
"Hey Sherm, come check this out!"
"What is it?"
"One Girl One Plate."
(sounds of choking, gagging, and barfing cause the RA to enter)
"Guys, keep it down, it's late. What is this? Oh great, she's pooping. GET SOME!"
by Copenick January 25, 2009
The most efficient form of murder with a firearm. One shot one kill means every shot you take is a headshot. Precision shooting. If you spray, you miss and then you die.
by streets is watchin December 09, 2008
sarcastically making fun of an idiots mistake. designed to make them feel like shit and make you feel like a bigger, better person
by wharfytime April 28, 2010
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