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one eyed wonder weasel
a penis... see fo shizzle my nizzle
dude your one eyed wonder weasel is crawling up my pants
by Anonymous March 01, 2003
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Sep 13 Word of the Day
NPR-American
A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).

This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.
Josie is such a NPR-American, all her political knowledge is from sound bites on her morning commute to work. She has no reason to be so smug.
by monkeylabor September 12, 2021
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One Eyed Wonder Weasel
n- the penis
Jack's small one eyed woder weasel smells of ass.
by The WERM January 25, 2004
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