Jessica: I'd love to see what's in your pants. Is it big?
Charlie: Of course, I got a one-eyed snake.
Charlie: Of course, I got a one-eyed snake.
by That dude with the large penis April 09, 2009
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I charmed the one-eyed snake a while ago.
by virgwith December 24, 2013
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by mysterious_writa October 24, 2004
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To wank, or masturbate.
Uncle Herbert told me to patch the one eyed snake, so I went out looking for a one with a box of band-aids. I eventually got tired as I couldn't find it, so I ran behind a bush and masturbated furiously.
by JayReynolds October 20, 2007
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Westerosi term for masturbated
"When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry! makes masturbation gestures Into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did."
- Tyrion Lannister
- Tyrion Lannister
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by markass April 22, 2006
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The one-eyed snake solute is a respectful gesture, mainly accomplished by people with a penis, where the penis is shown for a period of time.
This term bears resemblance to the Internet meme "Dicks out for Harambe"
This term bears resemblance to the Internet meme "Dicks out for Harambe"
Joel: "Hey Bobby-o, how'd you do on that test?"
Bobby: "I got a C dude, my best grade yet!"
Joel: "Fuck man; that deserves a one-eyed snake salute!"
Bobby: "I got a C dude, my best grade yet!"
Joel: "Fuck man; that deserves a one-eyed snake salute!"
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