Careless, sloppy, haphazard, poor quality work; a diplomatic way of saying something is done half assed
I waited till the last minute to finish my paper, so I wound up doing a one cheek job on it.
by Ukyou Kuonji June 04, 2006
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the act of taking a dump while only using one cheek. usually only done in public restrooms and other disgusting relief areas
dude i don't know what was on that side of the seat but i started one cheeking it and got the job done
by vtyyi February 27, 2011
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A type of fart that is done while sitting, the one-cheek sneak is done by leaning to the side to let the gas excape. Very handy when sitting on a smooth, hard surface while wearing shorts, to prevent "hovercraft" sounds.
To avoid disrupting the classroom, Johnny let out a one-cheek sneak, and nobody was the wiser.
by Turnspike February 11, 2003
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the act of quietly squeezing out a fart when sitting down by leaning to the side slightly and raising one cheek.
My girlfriend always knows when I fart because even though I do the one cheek sneak, I always give it away with my farting facial expression. Not to mention that the room also smells like a fucking animal died in there!
by the prophet March 26, 2003
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An attempt to pass wind without making noise when in a seated position by leaning to one side while tensing one butt-cheek.
I had to fart in court so I busted the one cheek sneak.
by hoot rider November 19, 2009
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When seated, the act of leaning right or left in order to pass gas.
"I got really uncomfortable during his speech--it got so bad I had to lift one cheek."

"The dog was in the room, so I was able to lift one cheek while my grandma wasn't looking."
by Dr. Warren James April 27, 2007
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