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An attractive female. Something real good or legit.
"Damn, shorty's on the books"
"That new track by ____ is totally on the books"
"I just smoked the dankest bud- shit was on the books"
by pingpongproton April 08, 2012
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"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"
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In the south west of England in places like Devon and Cornwall, when girl says she is "on the books" she means she has her period
Watch out she is on the books
No luck tonight, she is on the books
by Hakus December 08, 2013
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