Another name for the Declaration of Independence, used exclusively by a senile Joe Biden
"We hold these truths to be self-evident: all men and women created by- go- you know- you know, THE THING...”
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A thing is when 2 people like each other, and they're "seeing each other" and no one else. And if they do shit together no one will be called a slut or anything cause they have a thing... the urge of dating but not official
Guy 1: I have a thing for this girl
Guy 2: So that's what you've been up to the last 3 weeks.
Guy 1: Yeah, it's the only thing i do.
by asdf1234zzz June 16, 2008
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1) This exists.

2) This is a current fad, fashion, or meme.
People really do travel to dangerous places just to take selfies. It's hard to believe that this is a thing.

Newt Scamander cosplay? This is a thing!

A smartwatch with an analog display: is this really a thing?
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As pertaining that you like someone. A crush.
I totally have "a thing" for my best friend Brittany.
Dude, I knew you had a thing for her since day one.
by Candi Face November 23, 2007
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It is in every classroom. The thing.
Strange and different. The thing.
It silently watches you.
You know what Thing I’m talking about, because the Thing is everywhere.
The Thing in my classroom is so creepy! I feel like it’s watching me wherever I go.
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'Thing' is a rather useful little word that can be substituted for most nouns or noun clauses. It's main uses are:

1. An object you can't remember or don't know the name of.

2. An interest or area of knowledge

3. A penis.

4. An engagement or appointment.

5. A romantic relationship.

6. Used in any variation on "there is this thing where ______" which is used as a filler.
1. "Hey, could you pass that blue thing?

2. "I don't know if you should cut your hair or not. Ask Lola. Style is her thing."

3.
Slut: So he took off his pants, and I saw his thing!
Strumpet: Was it a big thing or a small thing?
Harlot: Oh, I've done him before. He has a medium-sized thing.

4. We couldn't see the movie on Thursday because she had a thing.

5. They had a thing for a while, but they broke up.

6. At the mall there's this thing where you can get your picture taken.
by lynx wings April 23, 2005
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When you desribe anything to a friend that is deemed to not exist or to be rediculous.
Person 1: The other day I had a sick meal, I had omlette on toast
Person 2: Mate, that's not a thing.

Person 1: I saw a canned chicken today...
Person 2: Why is that even a thing?
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