An inconsiderate jackass of an individual who has no regard for others feelings or state of mind, a careless simpleton.
Colton: "Hey, whadda you think will happen if I shit in this urinal?"

Andy: "Stop it, don't be such a wagon."

As Dan proceeds to gawk at that girl's booty and make monkey sounds he is being a huge wagon.
by BigC818 November 28, 2016
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Wagon is loud. Wagon is bouncy. Wagon is Wagon. Don’t make Wagon mad. Wagon is not nice when Wagon is mad. That being said, stay away from mad Wagon. Mad Wagon will roll over your hopes and dreams and mental stability. And your carrot pencil case.
Person 1: What happened to Wagon?
Person 2: I dunno, but she’s tearing that kid’s carrot pencil case apart. Poor kid.
by Super Duper Carrot Kiddo March 24, 2019
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An endearing term for your friend who is acting like a hazard when drunk or sober
by Dillbabyslice June 07, 2017
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Wagoner: I've been a hardcore Lakers and Dodgers fan since like 2002, dude.

Me: Do you go to any games?

Wagoner: No, the traffic is terrible.

Me: What is your favorite NFL team?

Wagoner: Huh? Oh I love the team Beckham is on.

Me: Shut up and go home, you wagoner!
by sho.nuff August 25, 2011
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