Urban Dictionary: on the table

Why the fuck are you looking up a table on the urban dictionary?

John: Hey man did you see that nice lookin table back there?

Jack: why the fuck would I be interest in a table?

an exercise tool for angry teens in a classroom

you know what ms david your being a bitch i must now flip this table

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

"Where was holly at that party i didnt see her at all"
"She was absolutely tabled so she went to bed"

by Laitch123405 February 01, 2017

and adjective; to mean making a swear or promise.

Friend: Do you and that girl talk.

You: NO! on table !! Bro!

by Trinn0051 April 05, 2017

To be flatchested and have 4 nips

Cover your table!

Jenny stop showing ya table, ya hooliagn!

Having sexual intercourse with someone who is at least one generation older than you.

"Hey man, you be tabling my mama?"

"Yeah, I've been tabling your mama.!"

by Jimmy James August 20, 2003

by placemantect August 07, 2012